Arcane Bullshit Tarot

First Stretch Goal – $9,000 - ALL GOLD EVERYTHING
over 5 years ago – Sun, Aug 12, 2018 at 06:06:53 PM

Hey again!

Remember how we hit our goal today? That was nice. I think every single one of you is great. I know you're feeling unstoppable, but please don't rampage through your town challenging local strongmen to fisticuffs. 

To keep the momentum going, I want to introduce the first of (maybe) several stretch goals. If/When we hit 9K in funding, let's add gold edges to the cards, as well as maybe some gold foil on the packaging. 

This is a simple manufacturing upgrade that shouldn't impact our timeline at all, just the awesomeness of the product. It may even be so awesome that I won't be able to afford it in future printings, so you guys will end up with a rare deck. 

Below are some mock ups of what this might look like. Note that these are the old card back designs. Yours will be much cooler.

YOU'RE FUCKING SHITTING ME
over 5 years ago – Fri, Aug 10, 2018 at 10:56:20 AM

We made it! The ULTIMATE edition of Arcane Bullshit is now fully funded, thanks to all of you beautiful, elegant (yet rugged) witches and warlocks. 

This looks just like my vision board, but with a lot more cursing and sweat. We directed our intentions at the cold indifferent universe, and it probably completely ignored us (as universes are wont to do), but then this happened anyway. I am super grateful for all your support, the spells you've been casting, and the eldritch gods you've been building altars of macaroni and dildos for. Thanks.

The Bullshit Cometh
over 5 years ago – Wed, Aug 08, 2018 at 10:31:33 PM

We’re less than 2 days in, and your generosity and support is hurting my soul. I’m going to have to burn some old VHS tapes to cleanse all these love vibrations from the air. (Seriously though, never do that). But actually seriously, thank you all so much.

It looks like we're in grave danger of reaching our goal, so I'm starting to think about stretch goals. I'll start posting official updates to the campaign page in the next little while, so stay tuned. One thing I'm definitely going to add if we surpass the goal is GOLD EVERYTHING. Gold edging on the cards, foil on the packaging...maybe just replace the black and white artwork with gold on gold, so you can't actually see anything, but you know it's there and it's FUCKING GOLD. Just a few ideas. 

What else would YOU like to see as a stretch goal?

Rise of the Bullshit
over 5 years ago – Wed, Aug 08, 2018 at 10:30:52 PM

O shit guys. Thank you all so much. Day one has been incredible and I was 100% heart-punched by your support. We’re halfway to the funding goal on day one, which is exciting because we’re probably (spirits of bullshit permitting) going to get our hands on this new deck. I will melt a lock of beaver hair into a saucer of mercury to ensure our success. I’ll also start thinking about some stretch goals to reward us if we exceed our goal. Love and bullshit, -Evan